Description
Because hunger ruins lap times (and patience).
Meet your new pit crew: high-protein clip-ons that moonlight as emergency snacks. One bite allegedly delivers a turbo boost of 15hp focused energy — results may vary but your taste buds won’t care.
Why you’ll love them:
- Crafted from edible polymer (because gums are for wimps)
- Universal fit for most supersports — snack and ride in style
- Zero carbs, 100% attitude, unlimited eye-rolls
- Biodegradable (because crashes happen, don’t ask)
- FDA disapproval pending (we like living on the edge)
“Tasted like speed. Crunchy speed.” – Mac R., Probably
Throttleha.us • Parody product • Consume responsibly (or just brag)
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