Description
Aerodynamics? Pfft, that’s for cowards and sensible people.
Meet the upgraded silicone horns that don’t just beep—they whistle at a thrilling 80 mph. Guaranteed to obliterate your drag coefficient and your neighbors’ sanity.
Why settle for boring?
- Wind-reactive for extra sass
- Adhesive powered by pure tears (yours or theirs)
- Stylish matte neon finish to blind and bedazzle
- Includes a comprehensive ego inflation guide—because humility is overrated
- Warning: definitely not race legal, but 100% legend status approved
“Everyone stopped and stared. Mission: accomplished. Also, a few people honked back.” – Becca N.
Throttleha.us • Totally a parody product • 100% entertainment, 0% serious racing
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