Throttlehaüs PlasmaGrip™ Tank Pads

$47.99

Stickier than grandma’s hugs — but infinitely cooler (and less awkward).

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Stickier than grandma’s hugs — but way cooler, no awkward cheek-pinching included.

Introducing PlasmaGrip Knee Tank Pads: the unlikely hero your knees never saw coming. Crafted from a top-secret blend of alternator jitters and techno-wizardry, these pads cling tighter than a caffeine-charged koala on a mission. Whether you’re slicing through hairpin turns or just out-gliding your buddies, PlasmaGrip’s got your back – or rather, your knees.

Why your bike is begging for these sticky geniuses:

  • Turns nervous wobbles into world-class grip magic — slipping? Not today, friend.
  • Locks in with 40% more grip under pressure — because shaky hands belong in salsa class, not on your ride.
  • Made with 100% vegan, synthetic gecko polymer — stick responsibly and sustainably.
  • Warranty void if you attempt physics-defying wheelies only seen in legends — but hey, we won’t stop you.
  • Leaves a subtle ozone aroma — so you basically smell like you just outran a lightning bolt (and looked damn good doing it).

“Feels like hugging guilt… if guilt had unreal grip.” – Chad, probably

Throttleha.us • Grip like a pro, ride like a legend • Stay smart, grip smarter

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