🏍️ Terms of Service

1. Overview

Welcome to Throttleha.us, the digital garage where imagination idles at 10,000 RPM.
This website is part of an experimental art project operated under Dark Range Holdings, and most of what you’ll find here exists purely for entertainment and creative commentary. By using this site, you acknowledge that you’re engaging with satire disguised as commerce — and that no real motorcycles, parts, or accessories are for sale.

2. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using this website, you agree to these Terms of Service and all associated disclaimers. If you do not agree, simply close the tab and go ride something real.

3. Nature of Products

All listings, product descriptions, prices, and specifications on Throttleha.us are fictional or algorithmically generated. They exist to parody online retail culture and are not available for purchase. Any checkout or payment functions are simulated or non-functional.

4. Intellectual Property

All site content — including text, logos, images, and fabricated part numbers — belongs to Throttleha.us and its creative affiliates. You may not reproduce, copy, or reuse content without attribution or permission, except for non-commercial commentary or memes.

5. User Conduct

Visitors may not attempt to hack, scrape, or modify the site for personal profit or malicious intent. You may, however, screenshot something funny and send it to your group chat.

6. Liability Disclaimer

Throttleha.us provides this site “as-is,” meaning “as-art.” We make no guarantees about accuracy, availability, or realism. We accept no liability for confusion, misplaced enthusiasm, or unfulfilled dreams of titanium hardware.

7. Links to Other Sites

Throttleha.us may contain links to other Dark Range Holdings projects or external resources. We do not control those sites but fully support your curiosity in exploring them.

8. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of satire, artistic expression, and, secondarily, applicable U.S. jurisdiction. Disputes will be handled through calm emails and mutual understanding that this was all for the bit.

9. Changes to These Terms

We reserve the right to update or rewrite these Terms at any time — probably while pretending to tighten bolts on a fictional carburetor. Changes take effect immediately upon posting.

10. Contact

For questions, collaborations, or existential reflections, contact:
Email: [email protected]