ChainSawyer 530 Chain Lube

Description

Eradicates grime, ethical confusion, and possibly your pride—ride at your own risk.

Meet the first-ever chain lube brewed from recycled racetrack tires and triple-shot espresso—engineered to go literally everywhere except on your chain (seriously, don’t do that). Its stubbornly clingy, high-viscosity magic hangs on longer than your most regrettable karaoke moments.

Reasons you’ll tell tall tales about it (or pretend you didn’t):

• An audacious bouquet of scorched clutch: part biker cologne, part garage rock anthem
• Tested at ludicrous speeds, blessed by chaos incarnate
• UV-reactive glow so your lube outshines even your post-ride bravado
• 87% guaranteed to become your favorite pair of stained jeans’ new best friend
• Infused with enough caffeine to electrify your chain—and maybe awaken your inner adrenaline junkie

“Lubed my chain and somehow summoned my wild side.” – Tanner F.

Throttleha.us • Not your grandma’s chain lube • 100% attitude, 0% actual lubrication