Description
Hide the sins, reveal the shine.
Removes scuffs, bug DNA, and evidence of poor life decisions. Smells faintly of lemon and panic.
Features:
- Nano-abrasive particles
- Compatible with plastic regret
- Leaves mirror finish
- Not for human skin
- Do not sniff intentionally
“Bike looks showroom-ready. I don’t.” – Jax D.
Throttleha.us • Parody product • For entertainment only
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