HelmetHalo LED Aura Ring

Description

Broadcast your ego to the cosmos.

Introducing the EgoGlow RGB Halo: a dazzling ring of light that syncs with your revs, mood swings, and questionable life decisions. The brighter it shines, the louder your flair for the dramatic—and yes, it’s absolutely fabulous.

Why you need this masterpiece:

• Bluetooth RGB sync that’s smarter than your ex
• USB-C rechargeable, because who has time for batteries?
• Lights up with your RPMs—because your engine isn’t the only thing that’s revving
• Waterproof until we find a reason not to be
• Includes ‘God Complex’ mode—because why not feel invincible?

“Lit up like my credit card statement and twice as regrettable.” – Sky J.

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