HelmetHug Smell Neutralizer bottle against a neutral background

HelmetHug Smell Neutralizer

$19.99

Because funk isn’t a personality.

SKU: THA-0019
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Description

Because funk isn’t a personality.

Kills helmet odors and maybe your brain cells. Smells like pine, speed, and denial.

Features:

  • EPA unapproved
  • 90% effective
  • Neutralizes ego stench
  • Spray twice for safety
  • Comes with warning you’ll ignore

“No longer smells like sadness.” – Gabe P.

Throttleha.us • Parody product • For entertainment only

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