Description
Funk isn’t a vibe, but fresh definitely is.
Meet the ultimate odor assassin: a spray packed with pine, speed, and just enough sweet denial to make your helmet smell like you actually wash it (we won’t tell). Warning: extreme freshness may cause spontaneous confidence boosts and overwhelming urges to high-five strangers.
Why grab one?
- EPA unapproved — because rules are for the smell-impaired.
- 90% stank elimination, 110% hero vibes.
- Neutralizes ego stink — save your friends, save your helmets.
- Double spray = double legendary.
- Warning label? Yeah, you’ll ignore it. That’s the point.
“No more helmet funk, just pure, unfiltered badassery.” – Gabe P.
Throttleha.us • Parody product • 100% pure silliness with a side of epic freshness
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