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Description
Start your engine, zen your soul.
Say hello to the Zen Drive Key Fob — a sleek, weighted aluminum charm engraved with the ultimate road-trip wisdom: ‘Let it idle.’ Because sometimes your car’s sputters aren’t a problem, they’re reminders to breathe deeper, smile wider, and maybe laugh at traffic.
Why You Absolutely Need This:
- Bead-blasted finish so smooth, it practically massages your worries away
- Vibration-tuned to soothe your hand, not shake your ride
- Includes a pocket-sized mindfulness card for roadside tranquility
- Instantly upgrades your chill by +5 (science may disagree, but your vibes won’t)
- Zero practicality, one hundred percent zen vibes
“Found my zen at 9,000rpm — who knew?” – Theo M.
Throttleha.us • Totally unserious product • Just for laughs
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