IgnitionZen Key Fob

Description

Start your engine, zen your soul.

Say hello to the Zen Drive Key Fob — a sleek, weighted aluminum charm engraved with the ultimate road-trip wisdom: ‘Let it idle.’ Because sometimes your car’s sputters aren’t a problem, they’re reminders to breathe deeper, smile wider, and maybe laugh at traffic.

Why You Absolutely Need This:

• Bead-blasted finish so smooth, it practically massages your worries away
• Vibration-tuned to soothe your hand, not shake your ride
• Includes a pocket-sized mindfulness card for roadside tranquility
• Instantly upgrades your chill by +5 (science may disagree, but your vibes won’t)
• Zero practicality, one hundred percent zen vibes

“Found my zen at 9,000rpm — who knew?” – Theo M.

Throttleha.us • Totally unserious product • Just for laughs