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Description
Balance your sins.
Laser-cut aluminum disc engraved with a mantra of stability. Prevents sinking into asphalt and the void.
Features:
- CNC anodized
- Spiritual torque resonance
- 3mm thick of enlightenment
- Resists karma drift
- Made by monks on CNCs
“Didn’t tip once. I’m reborn.” – Zen R.
Throttleha.us • Parody product • For entertainment only
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