OverRev Caffeine Gel

Description

For riders, by insomniacs.

Meet your new secret weapon: a caffeinated gel that seeps through your gloves and straight into your veins (well, close enough). Delivering jittery focus that’ll keep you riding sharp for an entire tank of gas—or until your hands start twitching uncontrollably.

Why you’ll love it:

• Absorbs stealthily through sweat glands—because why drink your caffeine when you can wear it?
• Zero calories—keep the energy, lose the guilt.
• Infused with the unmistakable aroma of burnt clutch for that authentic ‘just rolled out of the garage’ vibe.
• Warning: may cause uncontrollable twitchy throttle and spontaneous victory laps.
• Highly addictive—because once you ride this wave, there’s no going back.

“I vibrate faster than my engine now.” – Rick H., probably a little too wired

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