RevFiend Adrenaline Spray

Description

One quick blast and you’re basically Valentino Rossi’s stunt double.

Spritz beneath your helmet, crank up the swagger, and watch your confidence soar—just don’t blame us when the first corner humbles you. Side effects include spontaneous grinning, phantom burnouts, and an unshakable urge to race anything with wheels.

Why You’ll Flip for It:

• Bravery sticks around for a daring 12 hours (or until reality checks in)
• Locked and loaded with the essence of pure, unadulterated recklessness
• May trigger impromptu burnout sessions (smoky tires sold separately)
• Zero DOT approval—because who needs rules when you’ve got guts?
• Legend accounts say it’s banned in 3 states—badge of honor, anyone?

“Used twice, woke up in a ditch grinning like a maniac.” – Jorge P.

Throttleha.us • 100% Parody • For epic laughs and ego boosts only