Description
One quick blast and suddenly you’re Valentino Rossi’s stunt double—well, in spirit.
Spray under your helmet, dial your swagger to eleven, and prepare for confidence levels that defy physics. Warning: the first corner may humble even the boldest—consider it your initiation.
Why You’ll Obsess Over It:
- Daring lasts a full 12 hours (or until reality pulls you back in)
- Infused with the pure, unfiltered essence of reckless bravery
- May cause spontaneous burnout sessions (smoke machines not included)
- Zero DOT approval—because rules are for the slow
- Fabled to be banned in three states—now that’s street cred
“Used twice, woke up in a ditch grinning like I just won the race.” – Jorge P.
Throttleha.us • 100% Satire • For epic laughs and turbo-boosted egos only
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