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Description
Finally, judgment in HD.
This AI-powered rear-view mirror rates your cornering form and insults you for braking too early. Updates over Wi-Fi or shame.
Features:
- Voice feedback mode
- Cloud-based roasting
- Bluetooth throttle sync
- Self-loathing firmware v2.0
- Mounts to any ego
“Mirror called me ‘chicken’. Deserved.” – Dax W.
Throttleha.us • Parody product • For entertainment only
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