RiderRescue Duct Tape Roll

Description

It repairs everything but your street cred—some things are beyond even our magic tape.

Born from the fiery pits of industrial-strength adhesive wizardry, this tape laughs in the face of track day carnage, wild cornering escapades, and coffee catastrophes. Available in two villainously cool colors: Carbon Black and Despair Gray—because your bike should look tougher than your excuses.

Why You’ll Ride With It:

• Heat-resistant up to 300°F — perfect for your engine’s tantrums (and yours)
• 100% waterproof — survives rain, sweat, and the occasional post-wipeout sobfest
• Oil-smudge finish — effortlessly cool, just like a seasoned rider with a story or two
• Multi-tasker extraordinaire: fixes your bike and, if you’re desperate, your wallet
• Stickier than your last epic fail selfie

“Kept my fairing from falling off for six whole months. If that’s not love, I don’t know what is.” – Hal S.

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