Description
It repairs everything but your street cred—some things are beyond even our magic tape.
Born from the fiery pits of industrial-strength adhesive wizardry, this tape laughs in the face of track day carnage, wild cornering escapades, and coffee catastrophes. Available in two villainously cool colors: Carbon Black and Despair Gray—because your bike should look tougher than your excuses.
Why You’ll Ride With It:
- Heat-resistant up to 300°F — perfect for your engine’s tantrums (and yours)
- 100% waterproof — survives rain, sweat, and the occasional post-wipeout sobfest
- Oil-smudge finish — effortlessly cool, just like a seasoned rider with a story or two
- Multi-tasker extraordinaire: fixes your bike and, if you’re desperate, your wallet
- Stickier than your last epic fail selfie
“Kept my fairing from falling off for six whole months. If that’s not love, I don’t know what is.” – Hal S.
Throttleha.us • Parody Product • For laughs and laughs only
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