Description
For fearless speed demons who tolerate sweat only to crush the competition.
Meet the Knee Breeze Clippies – clip-on vents engineered to blast a hurricane of cool air right where the heat hits hardest. Forget regrettable slowdowns; these little airflow assassins bring race-day chill to your battle-worn knees. Overheating? That’s so pit stop yesterday.
Why You’ll Love Them:
- Built tough with 3D printed ABS plastic — handle with speed and swagger
- Transforms thigh sauna into a breezy victory lap
- Flow-tested and race-approved: your knees’ new best fanclub
- Optional stealth mode with our slick chrome delete
- Strangely satisfying coolness that’ll make you smile mid-race
“Knees breezy. Soul easy.” – Niko F.
Throttleha.us • Parody product • For those who laugh in the face of heat
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