Throttlehaüs NanoShine Spray

Description

Make your bike shine like it’s faster—and ponder your life decisions while you’re at it.

TurboGloss gives you an instant gloss that adds a whopping 20% more style (results may vary). Best results under flickering gas station lights where your reflection really counts.

Features:

• Quick-dry formula, because waiting is overrated
• Anti-dust powers that last a solid 5 minutes (long enough to impress your neighbor)
• +3mph placebo speed boost (feel the wind… or not)
• Warning: Not safe for pets, existential dread included
• Tested extensively on influencers (and their fragile egos)

“So shiny I almost forgave myself.” – Ash D.

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