ThrottleTherapy Foam Hand Grips

Description

Because your emotions deserve first-class comfort—no turbulence allowed.

Say hello to your new emotional co-pilot! Engineered with fancy aerospace foam (seriously, it’s space-age stuff) to cushion every bump, both on the road and in your soul. Whether you’re powering through a 50-mile ride or a marathon of mood swings, this cushion keeps you steady and comfy.

Why you’ll never want to ride without it:

• Morphs to your mood and weather mood swings better than your ex
• Sweat-friendly for those nervous-palmed thrill-seekers
• Ups your comfort game—and your poker face
• Ready for emotional reboots (or actual drop repairs)
• Infused with ‘Fresh Optimism’—because every ride deserves a scent upgrade

“Sure, it didn’t solve my life’s mess, but my sit bones are eternally grateful.” – Mark Y.

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