Your cart is currently empty!
Description
Sweat’s fleeting. Style? That’s forever fuel for your legend.
Meet your new sidekick: the towel that laughs in the face of sweat, tears, and even that mysterious 10w-40 grease your engine—or conscience—tries to hide. Whether you’re wiping off victory or cleaning up chaos under the hood, it’s got your back (and your face) covered.
Why You’ll Never Back Down From This Towel:
- Moisture-mocking mojo that leaves sweat humbled
- Rocking the slick embroidered Throttlehaüs crest—because classy rebellion is timeless
- Machine washable (because adulthood doesn’t come with a rinse option)
- Zero boring sponsorships, 100% unfiltered street cred
- Emits subtle hero vibes with just a whisper of motor oil charm
“Took it to dinner. Smelled like victory and a dash of delightful mayhem.” – Rae A.
Throttleha.us • Proudly unserious, dangerously awesome
Related products
-
BremboBoi Keychain Wrench
$28.99 -
ChainSawyer 530 Chain Lube
$23.99 -
Clip-On Energy Bars
$3.99 -
ExhaustBae Scent Diffuser
$24.99 -
FairingFlex Body Panel Polish
$17.99







Reviews
There are no reviews yet.