TrackTowel Neck Shroud

Description

Sweat? Just another speed bump on your road to epicness.

Introducing the Throttlehaüs Swagger Towel — forget granny’s fluffy fluff; this bad boy’s your gritty, no-BS sidekick that doesn’t just soak sweat, it crushes it, sniffs out grease like a prospector on a gold rush, and rides shotgun through every glorious mess you call life. It’s not just a towel—it’s your foul-mouthed, fierce, grime-fighting partner-in-crime.

Why this towel belongs in your hall of fame:

• Absorbs sweat like a boss—no sissy sogginess tolerated
• Rocking the badass embroidered Throttlehaüs crest—because real rebels collect patches, not trophies
• Machine-washable beast ready to survive your finest sweaty (and questionable) moments
• Zero corporate corporate-boredom—100% raw, unfiltered street swagger
• Infused with a dash of motor oil mojo—guaranteed to turn heads (and maybe a few stomachs)

“Took this beast to dinner—came home smelling like victory, mayhem, and a pinch of burnt rubber.” – Rae A.

Throttleha.us • Proudly unserious, dangerously awesome