TurboTooth Helmet Cleaner

Description

Clear visor, clearer vibes.

Introducing the ZenVisor Ultrasonic Helmet Brush — the only gadget that’ll erase bug splatters and nagging life questions in one smooth buzz. Powered by a soothing E-flat hum that’s as chill as your favorite playlist, it gently buffs your helmet’s visor while serenading your inner peace.

Why this magic wand works:

• USB-C powered — because who still carries a charger from the Stone Age?
• Dual-speed vibration: fast for the hurry-up, slow for the zen-master in you
• 100% polycarbonate safe — no helmet harm, all helmet charm
• Hypnotic hums designed to banish bugs and stress in equal measure
• Includes a mystical microfiber cloth — foretold (by us) to obliterate smudges and bad mojo

“My visor’s gleaming and my aura’s practically beaming—either that or the bugs are just really scared.” – Finn K.

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