TurboTooth Helmet Cleaner

$15.99

Your helmet’s visor just sent out an SOS: ‘Help! I need a spa day… and honestly, so do you.’

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Description

Clear visor, clearer vibes.

Meet the ZenVisor Ultrasonic Helmet Brush — the only sidekick brave enough to tackle bug guts and life’s messiest questions with one soothing, buzzing swoosh. It hums a mellow E-flat tune that belongs on your chill playlist, giving your visor a gentle polish while coaxing your inner zen to come out and play.

Why this gadget isn’t just cool — it’s magical:

  • USB-C powered — welcome to the future, where chargers don’t hold grudges.
  • Dual-speed vibration: turbo blast for “I’m late!” hair-on-fire moments, and slow zen strokes for your inner guru.
  • 100% polycarbonate safe — because your helmet deserves a hero, not a villain.
  • Hypnotic hums that shoo away bugs AND bad vibes. Seriously.
  • Includes a mystical microfiber cloth, blessed by our team to erase smudges *and* negativity.

“My visor’s sparkling and my aura’s glowing — either that or the bugs are filing restraining orders.” – Finn K.

Throttleha.us • Zero seriousness, 100% delight

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