TurboTooth Helmet Cleaner

$15.99

Your helmet’s visor called—it’s begging for a spa day (and your soul wants one too).

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Description

Clear visor, clearer vibes.

Meet the ZenVisor Ultrasonic Helmet Brush — the miracle worker that obliterates bug splatters and life’s annoying questions in one smooth, buzzing swoosh. Powered by an E-flat hum so chill it could co-host your playlist, it gently buffs your visor while serenading your zen zone.

Why this magic wand actually works:

  • USB-C powered — because in 2024, chargers from the Stone Age are just museum pieces.
  • Dual-speed vibration: turbo for the “I’m late!” moments, and slow-mo for your inner Buddha.
  • 100% polycarbonate safe — no helmet casualties, just sparkling charm.
  • Hypnotic hums engineered to banish bugs and bad vibes alike.
  • Includes a mystical microfiber cloth — prophesied (by us) to wipe away smudges and negative energy.

“My visor’s gleaming and my aura’s practically beaming—either that or the bugs are just really scared.” – Finn K.

Throttleha.us • Zero seriousness, 100% delight

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