Description
Aerodynamics? More like bore-o-dynamics.
Meet the ThunderBlaster Silicone Horns: the only horns bold enough to give squirrels heart attacks and make grandma rethink her knitting hobby. Crank up to 80 mph and watch these bad boys obliterate your drag coefficient while stealing every spotlight in sight—crowd control not included.
Born to roar, crafted to cause chaos.
- Wind-powered sass generator—volume increases with every breeze and every neighborly complaint
- Stickier than your worst mistakes (and just as hard to wipe off)
- Blinding matte neon that shouts, “I’m legendary and I know it!”
- Includes a step-by-step guide to boost your ego—because humble is so last decade
- Warning: 100% street-party certified, 0% street-legal—prepare for epic tales (and a ticket or two)
“Heads spun, jaws dropped, and yes, a few honk battles went down.” – Becca N.
Throttleha.us • 100% thrill, 0% regrets
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