HelmetHorns 2.0 mounted on a bike helmet against a neutral background

HelmetHorns 2.0

$43.99

Aerodynamics are for cowards.

SKU: THA-0021
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Description

Aerodynamics are for cowards.

Upgraded silicone horns that whistle at 80mph. Scientifically proven to ruin your drag coefficient and reputation.

Features:

  • Wind-reactive
  • Adhesive from tears
  • Comes in matte neon
  • Includes ego inflation guide
  • Not race legal

“Everyone stared. Mission accomplished.” – Becca N.

Throttleha.us • Parody product • For entertainment only

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