Description
Aerodynamics? More like bore-o-dynamics.
Meet the ThunderBlaster Silicone Horns: not your grandma’s honk. These bad boys announce your arrival at a blazing 80 mph, wrecking your drag coefficient and turning heads (and maybe a few stomachs).
Born to blast off, built to break the silence.
- Wind-activated sass amplifier—gets rowdier with every gust
- Sticky magic powered by pure emotional chaos (bonus points for tears)
- Blinding matte neon finish—because subtlety is so last decade
- Includes a step-by-step ego inflation guide—modesty is overrated
- Warning: Not street legal, but 110% certified to cause legendary moments
“Heads turned, jaws dropped, and a few audacious honks just to keep me company.” – Becca N.
Throttleha.us • Totally a parody • All fun, zero racing drama
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