Throttlehaüs PlasmaGrip™ Tank Pads

Description

Grip so strong, even gravity’s jealous.

Forget boring physics — PlasmaGrip tank pads are here to revolutionize your ride with a secret sauce of leftover alternator jitters and techno-wizardry. These tanks cling to your knees tighter than a hyper-caffeinated koala, giving you the confidence to laugh in the face of every “Are you sure you want to take that turn?” challenge.

Why you’ll want to wrap these around your ride:

• Transforms alternator jitters into warm, sticky traction — goodbye slip-ups!
• Boosts your grip by 40% when you’re running late — because pressure equals perfection.
• Made from 100% vegan synthetic gecko polymer — the ethical clinger.
• Heads up: Warranty void if you pull wheelies or break actual physics laws (we checked).
• Leaves behind a subtle ozone scent — ride like you just outran a lightning bolt.

“Feels like hugging guilt… if guilt had amazing grip.” – Chad, probably

Throttleha.us • Serious grip, unserious vibes • Use with a grin