Throttlehaüs PlasmaGrip™ Tank Pads

Description

Because your grip should defy logic (and gravity).

Ditch boring physics and embrace the future of grip with PlasmaGrip tank pads — fueled by leftover alternator jitters and a dash of techno-magic. These bad boys cling to your knees like a koala on espresso, giving you confidence through every “Are you sure about that?” turn.

Why you’ll love it:

• Turns alternator anxiety into warm, sticky traction
• Boosts grip by 40% when you’re running late (pressure makes perfect)
• Crafted from 100% vegan synthetic gecko polymer — Mother Earth approved
• Note: Warranty void if you pull a wheelie or try to defy actual laws of physics
• Leaves a subtle ozone aroma — for that “just raced a lightning bolt” vibe

“Felt like riding on guilt. Amazing grip.” – Chad, probably

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